



when I’m drunk I always try to get my tattoo in pictures thinking it doesn’t look awkward but in the sober light of day I realise it definitely does (at Komedia Brighton)

me, laying facedown on the floor: i wouldn’t feel like this if i had ten new lipsticks
the treat yo self scene in parks and rec is the worst thing that ever happened to my self-control

- clean your room
- open curtains/windows
- take a shower
- put on clean clothes
- get out of your room a bit
- stretch
- drink a glass of water
- get the hard/important stuff out of the way while you have energy
- set some (any!) goals
- remember that it is okay to have bad days